I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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I AM VODKA MAN
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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