when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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