Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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