Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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