I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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