10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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