There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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