absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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