what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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