The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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