it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Randomize
