I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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