I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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