i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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