How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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