Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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