i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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