I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
