apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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