I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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