You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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