On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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