Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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