I just cut my nipple shaving
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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