i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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