Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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