As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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