we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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