You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
