stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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