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The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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