I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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