Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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