"it" just moved
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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