Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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