I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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