She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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