Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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