Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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