Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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