I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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