I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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