when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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