May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
This baby is an asshole
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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