Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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