That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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