just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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