i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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