Your tits are I can't wait for
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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