just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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