covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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