Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
