is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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