ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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