I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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