One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
