I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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