He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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